Of course that’s because only snipe are allowed to join the F.A.R.C.E!

If you ask a snipe, they will gladly tell you that the snipe are the best trained, best equipped, toughest, fastest, meanest and most humble members of the Funkeys armed recon stealth elites. The Ptep proceeded to seal the magician in a tomb beneath the king’s throne, to be trapped forever!Īlways loyal to the king, the Ptep still guard his throne today, making sure that the evil Kamenwati never escapes, and waiting the day that the king will return and bring another golden age to the Funkeys. The Ptep decided that if it was the throne that Kamenwati desired, then it was the throne that Kamenwati would get. With a puff of smoke the king vanished! The Ptep, realizing that it was the evil Kamenwati that had banished the king, quickly seized the traitor. While Funkankhamun was eating breakfast, the devious Kamenwati leaned over and whispered the curse in the king’s ear. Kamenwati believed that if he could discover the nature of the secret that Funkankhamun had entrusted to the stitch, that he could bring sown the king and rule the land!Īfter years of being unable to discover the secret from the trustworthy stitch, Kamenwati decided instead to prepare a curse! a curse that, when cast, would transport the king to the furthest land in Terrapinia so that Kamenwati could finally claim the throne. While both the Ptep and the stitch were true loyal subjects to the king, Kamenwati desired to usurp the king and rule the Funkeys himself. King Funkankhamun ruled the land with his inner council: the devoted pet, the trusted stitch and his personal adviser, Kamenwati the magician. While the Stitch were responsible for keeping the secrets of the great king, the Ptep were entrusted with the king’s safety! In the golden age, the Ptep were the personal guards to the great king Funkankhamun. However, while the Sprout are the most accomplished gardeners of all Funkeys, the Vlurp are hands down the worst! The Vlurp prefer to live in harsh cold environments, and have an irrational fear of the sun, which of course are not good conditions for growing vegetables! Ptep Being strict vegetarians, Vlurp share the sprout’s love of gardening, and have formed a strong, if unlikely friendship. The only Funkeys that the Vlurp have managed to convince of their true gentle nature are the Sprout. Rather than being brooding vicious friends, the Vlurp are in fact strict vegetarians who prefer nothing more than a good salad and a glass of tomato juice! This misconception, which causes the irrational fear of the Vlurp in most other Funkeys, drives the Vlurp absolutely batty!

Often feared for their fiendish fangs and ferocious features, the Vlurp are some of the most misunderstood Funkeys in Terrapinia.

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